1,2,3,4 THINGS THAT DON'T GO TOGETHER

1. So my friends and i are sitting around listening to the pwt's like we do any other time, but today we decide to dance to our time now.
2. NONE OF US CAN DANCE!!!
3. we're jumping around and end up falling ontop of each other like a pile of rocks. and i hit my head on the foot of my living room sofa.
4. now i have a lump on my head the size of Mt. everest and i don't know how to make it go away. ANY SUGGESTIONS?